Chapter 24 – Pasty Dave and the pot head musicians.
Like many musicians, Andy and I liked a smoke. Yea we smoked fags, well roll ups to be exact but we also smoked quite a... Read More
Chapter 23 – Mildred and the litter tray
I can’t sleep in Mildred’s daughters freaky doll-infested room. I toss and turn, convinced the dolls are turning their freaky little heads as soon as I... Read More
Chapter 22 – The ghost ship, the cat lady and the dolls.
Windswept had arranged a five day songwriting trip for me in Norway, Denmark & Sweden, and this time Andy would be joining me as guitarist... Read More
Chapter 1 – The beginning
Dear reader, Hello, and welcome aboard. This blog – How not to be a rock star is the story of how I came to leave my rat-infested... Read More